Chill Expert Pillows

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snowprov

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ice Skater

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Screensaver says project compiling.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

Chillaxing!

Hot weather brings misery to millions.