Children's Social Dynamics Gifts

"Face it Tyler, you're going to have to walk back those comments about Andrew's mom."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Relationship Warning Lights

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

That party went well.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Children's Party

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"