Children's Party Curator Mugs

"I curate children's parties."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Maypole

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Do that again, but cuter."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'