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Pediatrics: Anatomy

"You can always tell the pediatricians."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

Where your mind & battle are los

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

"We've made great progress!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.