Children's Book Buff Pillows

'This 'once-upon-a-time...' Was it yesterday, this morning, a hundred years ago, or what?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Audio Books

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Moby Dick

Myths and legends...

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

The unforgiving tree

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."