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'Don't worry if you can't find your glasses.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Cariactures

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."