Childhood Nostalgia Champion Mugs

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

He wanted a different one.

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'