Childhood Memory Buff Gifts

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Balloon Kids

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'My first camera'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

Green Balloon

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I dressed myself.'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

What you wanted to be for Halloween...What you were.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

'Cheese.'