Childhood Memory Buff Prints

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Balloon Kids

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Green Balloon

"He followed me home...finally!"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I dressed myself.'

What you wanted to be for Halloween...What you were.

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'Cheese.'