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Preschool Room 2: No mothers allowed.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Footing The Bill

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Catalan sentence

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'By the time I was your age , I'd already run away from home TWICE!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

'She has great communication skills.'

Truce?

'If at first you don't succeed, don't plan on moving back home.'

The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

'Mom said I was rude and put me in time out to learn some manners. I'm in solitary refinement!'

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'