Childhood Humor Seeker Prints

"He's just doing that to get attention!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Drinking Companions

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

Pioneers of the ancient west

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

'Could I see you after class?'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I'm training him."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.