Childhood Humor Seeker Mugs

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Drinking Companions

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Could I see you after class?'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"I'm training him."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Dinner!'