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Personal conker trainer.

Football Fans

Face painting.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'How's the water skiing?'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Playground reputation.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Do that again, but cuter."

Multisports

Junior Doctor.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Children playing around a water pump

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Skipping

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Skipping girl.

Little Mountaineers

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"Sorry folks. We'll be airborne as soon as we finish de-icing."