Childhood Games Historian Mugs

Personal conker trainer.

Football Fans

Face painting.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'How's the water skiing?'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Playground reputation.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Multisports

Junior Doctor.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Do that again, but cuter."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Children playing around a water pump

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Skipping

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Little Mountaineers

Skipping girl.

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Sorry folks. We'll be airborne as soon as we finish de-icing."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"The rabbit got lost."