Childhood Dynamics Pillows

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'She's trying to prove her masculinity.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"He likes it."

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Twenty-first century baby walker

Relationship Warning Lights

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'What's play?'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'He's maturing early.'