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"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'She's trying to prove her masculinity.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

"He likes it."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Relationship Warning Lights

'What's play?'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"When did she start crawling?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.