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'I think I've had too much milk to drink. Mary Ellen Brickerhoff is starting to look good.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Childhood Screen Addict

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

Child development. How children change.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

How to sleep when you're a kid...

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Trick or treatment.'

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."