Childhood Camaraderie Fan Gifts

The Charge of the Kids

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Teddy Time Bears

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Wanna do lunch?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

The Deli Counter

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"Are we nearly there yet?"

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

Truce?

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

Gang

Big Brother

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'