Childhood Bravery Fan Pillows

'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

The Charge of the Kids

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"You're afraid of what?"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"No, son, there's no severance package."

Knight

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

Knight of the sandcastle.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.