Childhood Art Supporter T-Shirts

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Bobby eight year old

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

Wildlife crafts

Turkey regarding hand-shaped turkey: 'Hold it! I can spot a fake anywhere!'

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

Man steps off ledge of high-rise, walks on roofs of buildings.

Musée d'Art Moderne

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

'Music Lesson, Please Help.'

"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'