Childcare Navigator Prints

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

A Preschool of Fish

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Having nannies really changes you."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Working from Home

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"