Childhood Navigator Prints

For Their Own Good.

"Mom, how many more years until I reach that awkward age?"

"That's cool. My parents never fight over me."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Between Offices

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

A Preschool of Fish

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

One!

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

Child development. How children change.

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"