Childcare Navigator Pillows

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

A Preschool of Fish

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Having nannies really changes you."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Working from Home

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Nanny with children on leash

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'