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'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Working from Home

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

Happy Tots Day Care.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'Take a letter,'

Nanny with children on leash

'Maybe he's getting too heavy for this thing?'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

Beware of teething baby.

"So...what are you in for?"