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'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

'The child is very illogical'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Danger Slow Sand.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"You have got to want to change."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Time to try something new.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Special Delivery!'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

"My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home."

Starting is the scariest part.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"