Childcare Challenges T-Shirts

"They can't see you right now - would you like a bottle while you're waiting?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Madonna of the Pukes.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"The first one's just a warning."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Too much sugar."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'