Child's Play Advocates Pillows

The things we do for our kids.

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

Houdini's infancy.

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

Dog Dreams

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

Play Rush Hour

"I'm a bird dog."

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'