Advocate For Outdoor Play Pillows

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

Holiday time.

"Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'What's play?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"First snowman?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

That's my daughter, Alayna

Children playing football.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Snowman

'I hope it;s an express.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Swing

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'