Child's Play Advocates Mugs

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

Houdini's infancy.

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Dog Dreams

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

Play Rush Hour

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"I'm a bird dog."

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'