Child's Ninth Birthday T-Shirts

Kid's birthday invitation to party at firing range.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Green Balloon

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Yoga with Baby

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Teddy and friends.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Children's Entertainer

Swing

Cinéma Vérité

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'Your Grounded!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Help me!

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Jack in the Box

How Piñatas Are Born

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside