Child's First Piano Lesson Pillows

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Piano Keyboard

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Children's Art Show.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Music Lessons

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"Home school marching band"

Mozart with a violin case.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Around the piano

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Col Pugno

"Tip my boy."

Little Piano

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."

Grand Piano

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'