Child's First Dentist Visit Mugs

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"The first one's just a warning."

The tooth fairy.

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

A Tit for Tat.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Tooth fairy

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

The Tooth Ferret

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Rusk Assessment Form

Beware of teething baby.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

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"He's cut two teeth."

The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.