First Dentist Appointment Mugs

Dracula's tooth.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Well, well, well...'

"The first one's just a warning."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"That explains all the cavities."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Dentist Training School.

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"He's cut two teeth."

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"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Brush your teeth!