Child's Dental Visit T-Shirts

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Toothbrush Romance

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

"That explains all the cavities."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Car Dentistry.

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'And here's the toolkit.'