Child's Delight Gifts

Face Painting.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

The Perfect Cannonball

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Jack in the box on strike.

Snowman

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Summer reading for the family.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

I love bathtime.

Curtsey

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Stone henge swing.

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Switchback Playground.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Ball pit

Working at a brewery.

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek