Child-like Bosses Survivor Pillows

"Being a working Mom is tough. All the whining and temper tantrums, and that's just my boss."

"He likes it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Babies vs. Dogs

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Daisy Diaper Service

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

Self-Employment

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Everything has been done to death."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"No! Now, what was the question?"

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

"We'd like to switch you from working under the radar to living off the grid."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

"Look, who's driving this car, you or your mum?"

'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

'He only works onsite one day a month, and he accepts petting instead of money.'

"The only way you will be able to function here is if you think of yourself as having already been fired."