Child-like Bosses Survivor Mugs

"Being a working Mom is tough. All the whining and temper tantrums, and that's just my boss."

"He likes it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Babies vs. Dogs

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Daisy Diaper Service

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Self-Employment

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

"Everything has been done to death."

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

"We'd like to switch you from working under the radar to living off the grid."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

"Look, who's driving this car, you or your mum?"

'He only works onsite one day a month, and he accepts petting instead of money.'

"The only way you will be able to function here is if you think of yourself as having already been fired."

"Redundancies are expected at the sewage plant as you know...I'm sorry Trevor...you are going to have to stay."