Child Healthcare Fan Prints

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

Give me your sick...

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Paramedics.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

Thank you healthcare heroes

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"Your scan showed up a kidney stone, but I've deleted it in Photoshop."

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

Wait a minute

Finishing school takes an unmannered girl and gets her going in the right direction. Ah, a "coarse correction"!

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

If at first you don't succeed, call your malpractice insurance company.

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"