Child Geniuses Admirers Pillows

"And this is our son, Ben, a child of exceptional intellectual depth and breadth on topics ranging from North Korea's nuclear program to the moral crisis of feminism."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"You're welcome."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

"He's a whiz kid."

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'She is being impossible again.'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

Young Super Achiever

'He solved his first equation today.'

"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

Fond mother testing her young son on his spelling

'The head of our script department!'

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

Thomas Edison's brother, Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

'Remember Buck, even geniuses have midlife career changes.'

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

'She's a gifted child.'

'You just wait until your father gets home.'