Child Development Specialists Prints

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

In the Guru District

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"She's been so creative lately."

"He likes it."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'What's play?'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Twenty-first century baby walker

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Baby Mozart.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"