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"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"Don't worry! Me, not only did I have a lisp, I had a stutter as well, but thanks to a great speech therapist, it's all behind me now..."

In the Guru District

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"He likes it."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'What's play?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

Baby Mozart.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone