Child Development Specialists Pillows

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

In the Guru District

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"He likes it."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'What's play?'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Twenty-first century baby walker

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Baby Mozart.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."