Child Development Milestone Prints

"She's already on adult coloring books."

Dominant hand reveal party

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

One!

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Sparkler

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'What do you think you're up to?'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.