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Born leader

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Tiger Costume

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Honest Boris

Didgeridoo

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

'Bring me some more power.'

Jack in the box on strike.