Chicken Soup Lover T-Shirts

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Can he come out and play?'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'