Chicken Soup Lover Mugs

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

What's the insect de jour?

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"