Chicken Socialization Pillows

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Sloaney Pony.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?