Cheshire Cat Fans Pillows

Field Guide to the Birds of Cheshire...

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Litter Tray Training

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

How Amazon was invented

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"She's all over YouTube."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"You're completely screwed up."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'