Cheshire Cat Fans Pillows

Field Guide to the Birds of Cheshire...

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Litter Tray Training

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

How Amazon was invented

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"You're completely screwed up."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"She's all over YouTube."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'