Cherisher Of Youth Pillows

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

'He's maturing early.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

The end of innocence

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

"Are you kidding? If these were really my own, they'd be sagging down to my navel by now!"

The oldest swinger in town!

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

'Shaving takes years off you.'

"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?"

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

Maude wears an outfit that took years off her.

Hoodie reading 'Crime and community service'.

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

'Youth well'