Cheque Champion Gifts

'What do you mean overdrawn...I still have twelve cheques left!'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Sweep the board.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Beating Dad at Chess.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Bob hated working over-time.

Flip That Universe with Albert Einstein

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

'Your turn.'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

"Checkmate....I win again, I thought that you Dolphins were supposed to be intelligent!"

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

'Cheetah!'

Man plays chess against TV.

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

Mouse Party

GP fined £3,700 for 'short consultations'.

"Don't ask me about my past."